So far I've formally interviewed one guy for this "psychoanalytic experiment" on dating guys on the West Coast. Let me take you through my Friday night (2 Fridays ago)- mind you, my first official night out in L.A.
The beginning of the week started with the guy I met at the beach calling me like 3 times a day. We will call him guy #1. Okay, let's start with Monday- call #1 was to see how I was doing and to tell me that he's going to talk to his buddy about going out Friday night and would have details later in the week. Okay, that was cool. Call #2 was to tell me that he still hadn't talked to his buddy but will let me know when he does. Umm, yeah, you told me that in call #1. Call #3 was to tell me that he spoke to his buddy and that he may be out of town but there's a good chance he wasn't going to go. He would let me know.
It started off with Kyrin and I running a little late to head out for the night. The plan was to meet this guy I met at the beach and his friend a the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood and walk over to the club. I was told we were on the list, so that was a good start. In the cab, I received a text from guy #1 saying his phone was dying but they were walking to the club already. In my head, I'm like WTFuck, that's rude! So I re-route the lovely cabbie to the corner of La Brea and Hollywood, at which point we begin walking aimlessly since neither of us have been to this club. We finally see it, and at this point it's about 10:30pm. There's a huge crowd outside and we're standing in the back looking around for the guys. I don't know what guy #2's name is, nor what he looks like. So I'm looking for the tall guy #1...nowhere in sight. Within 15 seconds I get a phone call from guy #1 saying they're already inside. I'm about to throw in the towel and leave at this point because first they walk over without us, then they go in without us?! I'm not getting a good vibe from this and in my head all I can think about is "Wow, West Coast men really are egotistical douchebags".
We go inside, get a drink, pick a spot, and just start talking. Mainly we're talking about how annoying that was and how we're not even going to try to look for them because that's such an "asshole" thing to do. And as far as I know, it's such a "Georgia guy" thing to do. Hey, that's all I know!! As we're having this discussion, a guy looks at me and goes "Sophia!" Yeah, it was him. Beach guy, aka guy #1. It was awkward for a hot minute but then things ended up great. We didn't pay for a single drink the rest of the night- and I'm pretty sure we all had at least 5 mixed drinks and two shots each. They racked up a DAMN tab and I didn't care one bit! It was fantastic! I can't remember the last time I didn't pay for at least one drink of mine. It was so refreshing to actually be treated like a lady! We all talked for hours, hit the dance floor.....TWICE...aaaaaaaaaaaand then I met "Puck" from "Glee". And yes, he's as hot in person as he is on TV. He was also running away from me...I can't remember if this was because I was drunk or because people were started to bombard him. Let's go with the latter...it makes me feel better about myself.
LOL- so the interview pretty much went as planned. I cornered guy #2 and basically explained what I was trying to do here. I didn't give him any insight into East Coast men and/or dating rituals, but I just asked him straight up "walk me through a date with a girl in L.A....from when you meet this girl the first time to when you take her home at night on the first date." He gave me a funny, yet understandable, response: "Are we talking about someone in "the industry" or not?" I found this to be quite interesting because here that's pretty much how you're viewed- either you're in "the industry", be it acting, modeling, producing, writing, representing, public relations, fashion, etc., or you're not. He went on to tell me that it's pretty much a lost cause if you try and date someone who's not in "the industry" and you are. Your schedules are polar opposites and your partner most likely won't be able to get used to it. Now, don't go looking at Ari Gold and his wife because she used to be an actress so she knows how it is. You have to be ON 24/7...you may not be needed the whole time, but your switch has to be ON. Anyhow, he took me through a date with someone in "the industry". He said he'll notice a girl at an event- most likely not a club or bar. There are a ton of industry events every week so that's usually how people meet other people. So he'll see a girl, go and talk to her, get her number, and walk away. About one to two days after that....none of that three day rule shit... he'll call her and ask her out for "a drink". I was told that in L.A., "a drink" actually means dinner and drinks. Good to know! He said they'll go somewhere nice like the Roosevelt Hotel or the Four Seasons, have a nice meal, and then if all signs point to GO, then he'll suggest they go dancing or something similar! How awesome is that?! A guy will actually ask you to go dancing???? Isn't that what we all want? A guy who isn't afraid to show his moves on the dance floor? Well, I'm like that. Anyhow, if things aren't going well he'll politely take her home and say goodnight. He also informed me that a movie is always reserved for the 4th or 5th date- it's not personal enough. And he NEVER kisses on the first date. I then asked him if all guys were like this and he told me he was born and raised in Los Angeles, still lives there, and everyone he's ever known is pretty much like that. There's no doubt you'll come across your "I'm better than you" douches, or the "You're lucky to be out with me" assholes, but you also have to be aware of your surroundings. If you're meeting someone at a club and he's dressed in a suit? DOUCHE. If you're meeting someone at networking event and/or Coffee Bean? Chances are you're on a better track. Just make sure they have a job. L.A. is hella expensive!
LOL- so the interview pretty much went as planned. I cornered guy #2 and basically explained what I was trying to do here. I didn't give him any insight into East Coast men and/or dating rituals, but I just asked him straight up "walk me through a date with a girl in L.A....from when you meet this girl the first time to when you take her home at night on the first date." He gave me a funny, yet understandable, response: "Are we talking about someone in "the industry" or not?" I found this to be quite interesting because here that's pretty much how you're viewed- either you're in "the industry", be it acting, modeling, producing, writing, representing, public relations, fashion, etc., or you're not. He went on to tell me that it's pretty much a lost cause if you try and date someone who's not in "the industry" and you are. Your schedules are polar opposites and your partner most likely won't be able to get used to it. Now, don't go looking at Ari Gold and his wife because she used to be an actress so she knows how it is. You have to be ON 24/7...you may not be needed the whole time, but your switch has to be ON. Anyhow, he took me through a date with someone in "the industry". He said he'll notice a girl at an event- most likely not a club or bar. There are a ton of industry events every week so that's usually how people meet other people. So he'll see a girl, go and talk to her, get her number, and walk away. About one to two days after that....none of that three day rule shit... he'll call her and ask her out for "a drink". I was told that in L.A., "a drink" actually means dinner and drinks. Good to know! He said they'll go somewhere nice like the Roosevelt Hotel or the Four Seasons, have a nice meal, and then if all signs point to GO, then he'll suggest they go dancing or something similar! How awesome is that?! A guy will actually ask you to go dancing???? Isn't that what we all want? A guy who isn't afraid to show his moves on the dance floor? Well, I'm like that. Anyhow, if things aren't going well he'll politely take her home and say goodnight. He also informed me that a movie is always reserved for the 4th or 5th date- it's not personal enough. And he NEVER kisses on the first date. I then asked him if all guys were like this and he told me he was born and raised in Los Angeles, still lives there, and everyone he's ever known is pretty much like that. There's no doubt you'll come across your "I'm better than you" douches, or the "You're lucky to be out with me" assholes, but you also have to be aware of your surroundings. If you're meeting someone at a club and he's dressed in a suit? DOUCHE. If you're meeting someone at networking event and/or Coffee Bean? Chances are you're on a better track. Just make sure they have a job. L.A. is hella expensive!
Okay, I'll say this. Neither of them tried to hook up with us, and beach guy's friend, guy #2, (more to come on him...he's a permanent fixture now....aka RULL good friend) walked us out to a cab, said "great to meet you; hope to see you girls again. Get home safely!", and that was that!
We ended up....well, I'll speak for myself, IIIII ended up having a fantastic time! And I made a really important contact out of it! Beach guy's friend, guy #2....we'll call him Jake. Anyhow, he knows everyone there is to know in this city and suuuuriously, I couldn't have met a better person when it comes to my professional AND personal life.
More to come shortly! And again, sorry for being such a bia and being MIA for so long. Won't happen again!
-Soph